frequently.asked.questions:


q: what is this place?
a: not to answer your question with another question, but... what are you? a fucking idiot? this is a website. you are viewing a compiliation of hyper text mark-up language as interpreted by your browser of choice.

q: who are you?
a: the teacher of secret knowledge.

q: what song is playing in [whatever]?
a: see that text at the top that says 'audio?' try clicking that. while you're at it, how about you try browsing the site before asking a fucking moronic question. if it's not there, tough shit.

q: how do you make these?
a: while searching for the cure to pubic lice i amassed an army of genetically altered midget-chimpanzee-orangutan hybrids. after we came up with the little comb and special shampoo, i was ordered to destroy them. but i simply could not. so instead i keep them locked in my garage while they tirelessly animate each frame, pixel by pixel, and compose each note, bit by bit. then i give them some bananas and baby skin and take the credit for their work.

q: where do you get your content?
a: the majority of the content is ported from a dvd or television and assembled, frame by frame, by me. of course, i do like to include various internet icons/animations/movies every once in awhile, or however often i want. the music is, obviously, mp3s gathered from the internet.

q: can we trade links?
a: if you have tits, or a girlfriend that isn't a disgusting fat piece of human excrement, we might be able to talk.

q: i have a problem with something i saw here and/or i am an irresponsible fucktard who has a problem with something my child saw here.
a: please consult my lawyer, johnnie cochran, via email at j.cochran@gnaa.us. if he does not reply via email (he hasn't been lately, for some reason...), please send a letter via snail mail to his new address:

El Johnnie Cochran
616 Lava Suana Ln.
The Malebolge, Hell 66666

q: i have a funny idea, where can i submit it?
a: your idea is not funny. it is fucking stupid. you have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever and the only kind of submission i want from you is a clip of you putting a gun in your mouth and making a mess of your mother's basement.

q: did you steal the idea to make random, strange flash clips?
a: yes.

"A good artist copies. A great artist steals."
--Pablo Picasso

q: what do you do in your spare time?
a: i enjoy long walks on the beach with loved ones, snuggling during the winter in front of a big, crackling fireplace, and conspiring against the government