The Shocker Armada Manifesto"Two in the pink, one in the stink." Article I.Section I. Members of the Shocker Armada do not under any circumstances speak of their shocking exploits to anyone other than other members of the Shocker Armada. Section II. It is the duty of every member of the Shocker Armada to attempt to recruit "outlings" whenever possible, but when initiating new members, a member must never break the section I rule. Once an "outling" has been initiated, the member conducting the initiation will then explain the Shocker Manifesto to the new member. Section III. If an inductee declines their membership into the Shocker Armada, the member inducting them shall brand them with a dirty sanchez by any means necessary. Article II.Section I. One may only become a member of the Shocker Armada by either being shocked by a member of the armada, or giving a shocker to a member of the armada. Section II. Once one becomes a member of the Shocker Armada, one is a member until death. Article III.Section I. Members of the Shocker Armada will identify themselves to other members by use of the hand gesture. The gesture is performed as follows: Start with an open palm. Next, simply extend the ring finger into the center of the palm. Hold the ring finger in place with the thumb. Be sure to keep the index and middle fingers together, and extend the pinky, middle, and index fingers away from the ring finger. This gesture may also be used while giving a shocker. Article IV.Section I. Newly inducted members of the Shocker Armada MUST attempt to initiate their next sexual partner. |